Tuesday, December 18, 2007

"Ex Machina" is actually pronounced "eh-cks mah-kin-ah": A Graphics Novel Guide for Jenni and Eric

Ever suggest a movie/book/TV show to a friend, with full expectations that they'll love it as much as you do, and your friend doesn't like it? That happened to me twice this weekend with Jenni and Eric (Buffy and Superbad). I guess I should learn a lesson from that, and not make any more suggestions. Alas, my ego knows no bounds so I present a list of graphic novels that I'm abosolutely SURE, either Jenni or Eric will love as much as I do.

10) Ex Machina



Synopsis: Mitchell Hundred is a structural engineer who develops super powers after coming in contact with a mysterious alien artifact. What does he do with his new abilities? He runs for Mayor of New York City.

Suggested for (Jennie or Eric?): Eric.

Why?: Well, like the protagonist, Eric is a somewhat super fellow with political aspirations. He may well identify with the day-to-day challenges of a man who can fly as fast as a passenger jet, but is daunted by the bureaucracy involved with closing the Greatest City in the World down for a snowstorm.

9) Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 - "Gifted", "Dangerous", "Torn" and "Unstoppable"



Synopsis: Written by Joss Whedon and drawn by John Cassaday, this is the highest quality X-book out on the market to date. It's also the X-book with the most publishing delays, but us fan-boys are still lining up to get them issues. This book still achieves high sales and even higher critical acclaim.

Suggested for: Jenni

Why?: Although not the absolute best of Joss Whedon's writing (the Buffy episode "Once More With Feeling" and the Firefly episode "Objects In Space" are granted that honour), it's a fantastic piece of work. Familiar X-characters are beautifully drawn, and the writing harkens back to the days when Chris Clearmont and Alan Davis were in charge of the franchise. Plus, Kitty Pryde is back! Hubba, hubba!

8) The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Black Dossier



Synopsis: The long awaited third installment of Alan Moore's and Kevin O'Neil's The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen series updates the timeline beyond the Victorian Era.

Suggested for: "Eh, Rick..."

Why?: For selfish reasons. My man, Eric borrowed the first two volumes of Leauge from me back in the day and apparently enjoyed them. The Black Dossier is not available in Canada, so I'm hoping he will buy the book and return the favour.

7) Identity Crisis



Synopsis: One of the most contraversial collections with a story line that shakes the foundations of the DC Universe. Identity Crisis explores the ramifications when the DC Heroes cross a fundemental ethical line.

Suggested for: Jenni

Why?: Jenni tends to be into less mainstream graphic novels. Identity Crisis is to comic books what Pulp Ficton is to movies: a mainstream work with indie sensibilities. Also, I think this would be an interesting counterpoint to Jenni's usual choices.

6) The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger Born



Synopsis: This retelling of Roland Deschain's early adventures was personally overseen by Stephen King and Robin Furth. A must-read for any Dark Tower fan.

Suggested for: "E-rector set"

Why?: Not only is the main story arc faithfully written and beautifully rendered (Jae Lee and Richard Isanove, 'nuff props!), the graphic novel features previously untold, secret tales that flesh out the world of the Dark Tower. For example, ever wonder where Rhea of the Cöos came from? Or how Eldred Jonas got his limp? Well, now you can find out!

5) From Hell



Synopsis: Alan Moore's and Eddie Campbell's haunting meditation on the identity and motives of Jack the Ripper.

Suggested for: Jenni

Why?: Actually, I don't really want to suggest this one for Jenni, it was just her turn. This book is pretty challenging, not because of the dense narrative, more because it's syle places us smack dab in the middle of ugly Victorian London at the end of the century. Think of this book as the movie Se7en without the uplifting ending.

4) Serenity: Those Left Behind



Synopsis: Takes place in Joss Whedon's 'verse, in between the events of Firefly the TV show and Serenity the movie.

Suggested for: "E-rock"

Why?: More Serenity is a good thing. (Chances are Eric read it already anyway).

3) V For Vendetta



Synopsis: A mysterious anarchist named "V" works to destroy the totalitarian government who controls a dystopian future.

Suggested for: Jenni

Why?: Features big words like "anarchist", "totalitarian" and "dystopian", that only smart folks like Jenni truly understand. Also, it's better to read the graphic novel before watching the somewhat passable but mostly uninspiring movie version.

2) Planet Hulk



Synopsis: For some reason people insist on pissing Hulk off. The Hulk is tricked by a bunch of people who really should have known better, and finds himself exiled to another, unihabitated planet. Due to an "unforseen navigational error", he instead finds himself on a real craphole, war-torn planet in a weakened state and on the wrong side of a set of slave manacles. Eventually.... HULK SMASH!!!

Suggested for: "E-rotic massage"

Why?: Why not? Sure graphic novels can be lit'ry and profound, but sometime you just wanna see HULK SMASH!!!

1) Lost Girls



Synopsis: Graphic novel depicting the sexual adventures of three important female fictional characters of the late 19th and early 20th Century, namely Alice from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Dorothy Gale from The Wizard of Oz, and Wendy Darling from Peter Pan.

Suggested for: Both Jenni and Eric

Why?: Pure, unadulterated porn. To be read together in bed after the little one is asleep.

Ta ta!

Friday, December 7, 2007

Mr. TWIT's All Time Best Web-Entertainment of 2007

In anticipation of the plethora of Top Ten lists that accompany each new year, Mr. TWIT has decided, not only to blog in the 3rd person, but to present his list of All Time Best Instances of Web-Entertainment for 2007. Keep in mind that Mr. TWIT does not have cable television, and aside from Food TV, does not really miss it, so his only source of entertainment (other than having sexual relations with Mrs. TWIT every once in a while) is the Internet.

10) Smodcast



Click this link to find Kevin Smith's and pal, Scott Mosier's weekly lewd, uneducated and misinformed discussions on pop culture. The current highlight of this podcast series is Episode 15, where they show their complete ignorance and lack of respect for Hellen Keller (although the one where a Canadian guest star can't remember the name of his Prime Minister is pretty damn hilarious too!).


9)"Shoe's" by Kelly

My friend Grant turned me on to this one. Friggin Hilarious.




8) Jamie Fox completely embarrasing this really bad comic named Doug Williams.

The only thing more painful than bombing on stage, is having Jamie Fox call you on it.




7) Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager

What if Darth Vader had a younger brother named Chad, who was responsible for running the day shift at a grocery store? Hmmmm... perhaps it would look something... like this...

6) Dan Savage's Savage Lovecast

It's like "Talk Sex with Dr. Sue" except with really foul language, and a gay guy instead of Dr. Sue. Am I the only one who thinks if Sex Education was replaced by this podcast, we would have a lot more sexually responsible kids? Yeah.... probably...

5) Kanye West's "Throw Some D's" Remix

You may notice a foul language trend in all my choices so far. That's what makes the web so cool, and why cable TV sucks. Props for Kanye, who unlike other rappers who threw some D's(rims) on a car, decided that there's a whole 'nother creative way of throwing D's.




4) David O. Russell freaking out on Lily Tomlin on the set of I Y Huckabees.

Man this video makes me cringe.




David O. Russell has had a very well known reputation for being an a-hole. Celebrities like George Clooney, Dustin Hoffman, and Batman Begins director Christopher Nolan have all had thier run-ins with this guy.

The running theory on this guy is that his behaviour is a deliberate attempt to keep his sets raw and emotionally charged to get better performances from his actors. Lily Tomlin is on the record for tacitly defending his behaviour by saying:

"I'd rather have someone human and available and raw and open. Don't give me someone cold, or cut off, or someone who considers themselves dignified."


Maybe there's a small element of truth to that, but really, after watching Three Kings, I'd have to say that the results are not worth the torture.

3)Filipino Jail Inmates re-enact "Thriller"




It's been 25 years, but that Thriller album still moves people!

2)The Message at ThisJustIn.com

With the Chapelle Show cancelled, where can we go to find racially charged sketch comedy? Right here, of course! The folks at the Message may not be 100% funny 100% of the time, but they do have some great sketches.



1)Clark and Michael



I've been trying to get people hooked on this web series, but the only other person who thinks it's funny is Sara K, one of my Facebook friends. It's like the bastard step-child of the British Office and Mr. Show with Bob and David. It's too damn funny to pass up my friends!


BONUS CLIP

Hindu Prayer in the Senate, featuring the Dramatic Hamster



ANOTHER BONUS CLIP

I just couldn't resist.