Buffy Blogcast #3 - Witch Fight!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Children of all ages!

In the right hand corner, wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans, straight from the centre of the crater formally known as "Sunnydale", the challenger, Amy the Witch! (Boooo!)

And in the left hand corner, wearing a green peasant dress, straight from a fan-boy's wet-dream, the cutest red-headed lesbian in the world, "Wicked" Willow Rosenberg! (YAY)

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUMMMBLLLE!



Oh yeah, baby! It's on like Donkey Kong.

Meanwhile... in Buffy's, "dreamspace", we meet up with an older, fey, Chaos-worshipping former chum of Giles last seen in Season 5.



And oh yeah, Buffy is reeeeealllly horny!



Back in Scotland. Willow is absorbing and transmuting Amy's spells, causing the dead Scottish zombies to waltz "Jane Austen style" instead of attacking the castle. In retaliation, Amy uses magic augmented with technology to wallop Willow. Willow turns slightly evil, and all may be lost. But Giant Dawn comes to Willow's rescue...



...and squishes Amy like a bug!

Back in Buffy's dreamspace: Ethan Rayne leaves a cryptic message for Buffy to help her find out where he's being kept.



Also he warns that "Twilight is falling...", whatever that means...

Back in Scotland, Willow tries to come up with a plan to wake Buffy.



She remembers Amy's past modus oporandi and realizes that they can break the sleeping spell with True Love's kiss. (Note: Remember, fans, back in Season 7 episode "The Killer In Me", Amy casts a similar spell on Willow. Tee hee!)



Buffy wakes: "Cinnamon Buns"

Meanwhile, Giles gets a message from a hostile demon that links the setting sun and star symbol to "Twilight is falling...", whatever that means...

Xander flirts with an injured Renee...



...thus dispelling the rumours that he and Buffy have hooked up (I attribute it to Buffy's constant mental state of horniness, a fantasy that never really happened).

Willow and Buffy try to question Amy about who ordered her to attack them. Amy responds by teleporting Willow to meet her "boyfriend" who turns out to be...

...Warren Mears!



Ugh!

Key Plot Points:

• Buffy's dreamspace includes several notable images including: Faith, Joyce's body, Angel, the first day she met Giles, Graduation Day, Dawn, some of the Potentials and uh, Joss Whedon;



• Willow temporarily turns evil from time to time;



• Amy's magic is backed by technology, indicating either the military has augmented her power, or Warren (he of the sex androids and the invisible ray-gun) has;



• Someone in the castle lurrrves Buffy, and it's a good chance is one of the new Slayers;



• In a roomful of Slayers playing strip poker, Andrew is bored;



• Renee and Xander are getting really chummy. Chances are looking good that she'll be either impaled by a piece of rebar, or she'll get bisected by a knife wielding demon in the near future;



• Kennedy died for a month, was revived and is still dating Willow;



• Warren back, baby, and he is gonna cut into Willow's head with a lobotomy saw! Yikes!

Just for fun, a little love for Alyson Hannigan, courtesy of the Onion.com


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