Keeper Man (another ode to my dog)

(To be sung to the TV's "Spiderman Theme Song")

Keeper man, Keeper man,

Does whatever a greyhound can.

"Is he nice?" Listen, bud,

Every three months he donates blood.

Hey there!

Sweet little Keeper man!

Keeper man, Keeper man,

This greyhound is a big food fan.

He gets fed three times a day.

At five o'clock, he loves to play.

Oh yeah!

Love my old Keeper man!

Kinda cute,

not too bright.

Loves to bark,

hates to fight.

Every time we take a walk,

Neighbourhood kids love to gawk.

Keeper man, Keeper man,

Likes to pee on your garbage cans.

His farts could cause a household riot,

But we fixed it with a fish-based diet.

Hey there!

He's skinny but kinda cuddly,

Whenever you need a buddy,

Give love to Keeper maaaaaan!

Yeah!